we, the mommies, of the united states...

so...i had an epiphany this morning.  i have to tell you, i think it is one filled with
intellectual thought, genius-like processing, etc.  i believe i should win a mommy nobel for
this conclusion if i do say so myself...

instead of getting caught up in the hustle and bustle life we, as adults, live in...wouldn't we all
live so much happier, carefree lives if we adapted the day-to-day living standards that our precious babes abide by???  seriously ya'll, if we all digressed a bit and acted as our little bits do, so much of the junk we create to battle with would just not be there!

to help you all jump aboard this band wagon i mentally created today, here's a mommy-made "constitution" if you will.


being a "baby" means...

1. staying in the bed until someone makes you get out
2. getting everything brought to you (drink, food, gadgets, etc) and never lifting a finger
3. having everyone love on you......all-day-long
4. getting to stay in a t-shirt all day with no pants on as long as you don't leave the house
5. you get to make people dance for you in efforts to make you eat
6. your wardrobe is even bigger and fancier than your own parents'
7. you get gifts all of the time for no reason
8. taking 2 good naps a day...AND not feeling guilty about it
9. watching tv, playing with bright-colored objects, and crawling are your daily "expectations"
10. getting a warm bottle and rocked each night before you go to bed
11. getting read to whenever you want....YOU don't have to read...someone reads FOR you:)
12. being pushed around in a plastic car that you don't have to fill with expensive gas
13. babbling about nothing and everyone listens like you are telling the best story ever told
14. getting smiled at...constantly...even when you #2 on yourself
15. you get to brake anything, spill anything, and mess up anything...and no one is mad at you for long

are you up for this kind of life?  baby, i am!